Tag: Humor

  • Cupid and the Paintbrush by PG Wodehouse: Summary, Plot Analysis, Review

    Cupid and the Paintbrush by PG Wodehouse: Summary, Plot Analysis, Review

    Cupid and the Paintbrush is a short story written by PG Wodehouse – an English author and one of the most popular humorists of the 20th century. The story revolves around a man who proposes marriage to his love interest through a unique contest. 

    Let’s take a look at the plot summary of the short story:

    Cupid and the Paintbrush: Summary and Plot Analysis

    The story starts with the narrator (who is not named anywhere in the story except for his initials “R.A”) talking to Marjorie – his love interest.

    The narrator tries to persuade Marjorie to get married to him. Marjorie, however, is reluctant about the idea of marrying him. She insists that she would “make him wretched”, and that he would “hate the sight of her in a few years” and that he has no idea what she’s really like.

    RA doesn’t back down and continues trying to convince Marjorie to marry him. She remarks that she has nothing against marrying him per se, and that she actually likes him too, but it’s the idea of marriage that she is unsure about.

    R.A is puzzled by this. “What is your objection to marriage in the abstract? Tell me the worst. Are you a woman with a mission?” he asks.

    “Well, I suppose, I am, in a way. I want to paint.” she replies.

    He then asks why would that stand in the way of her marrying him. She explains that she wouldn’t paint so much once she is married to him as she would get lazy.

    RA assures her that that wouldn’t happen, as he is something of an artist himself. He then proposes a bargain to Marjorie.

    “We will each paint a picture for the Academy this year, and whoever paints the better one has his or her way in the matter. Do you agree?”

    Marjorie, after a little hesitation, accepts the offer.

    The couple meets again after 15 days and discuss the progress they’ve made with their respective pictures.

    RA, very cheerfully, informs Marjorie that he has chosen an allegorical subject for his picture. He intends to “represent a beautiful young lady dressed in a neat creation of white, standing on a rustic bridge with her back to a rather sweet thing in Turneresque sunsets.” He has titled the painting “Waiting”.

    Marjorie then tells him that she is painting a landscape which has a cow in a corner.

    RA is now convinced that his painting will easily win this contest, because the President (presumably the judge of the contest) will remember the beautiful young lady from his painting, and will hand him the win.

    After the result of the contest is declared. RA pays a visit to Marjorie’s house, where he finds her crying.

    He inquires if her picture was rejected.

    “Yes” Marjorie sobs. “I see how silly I was ever to think that I could paint.”

    RA consoles her and mocks his stupid contest. Once again, he implores her to marry him.

    An emotional Marjorie says yes.

    They embrace each other and make love.

    Afterwards, RA tells Marjorie that he came in to ask her to accept his marriage proposal despite that stupid wager.

    “But you won it.” says Marjorie.

    RA then informs her that his painting also failed to impress “the Committee”.

    Marjorie is surprised. “What! You were refused?”

    “My picture was. I was accepted. By you. Don’t move.”

    Following a long silence, RA proposes that they take to photography, share the same camera and “develop off the same plate”.

    Marjorie comments that she realized that she never did think very highly of “the Academy”.

    RA replies “Exactly what I have always thought about it. Don’t move.”

    And the story ends with a rather cryptic line “She did not move”.

    You can read the full version of this short story here

    Cupid and the Paintbrush Review

    This short story by Wodehouse is, in many ways, very much like his other stories. There is an underlying theme of humor which keeps you hooked to the characters and the plot.

    However, this story is a little unusual in the way it concludes.

    In the last few lines of the story, RA asks Marjorie to “not move” and she obliges by not moving. In the very last line of the story, Wodehouse emphasizes that Marjorie didn’t move.

    This makes you wonder – is there a hidden meaning to this “do not move” reference? Has Wodehouse tried to convey something here?

    I can assure you that when you read the story for the first time (which I highly recommend, by the way), you are highly likely to be puzzled by its conclusion.

    Wodehouse has left it to readers’ imagination to make their own interpretations of the story.

    What happens at the end of Cupid and the Paintbrush?

    The end of Cupid and the Paintbrush is really cryptic as the story ends with “she did not move” in reference to Marjorie – the love interest of the narrator.

    Let me share with you two interpretations that I made of the story’s ending:

    The narrator was proposing to paint her, not marry her?

    One way to look at the ending of the story is that right from the start, he sought Marjorie’s permission to paint her. This is conveyed in the story by means of R.A proposing marriage to Marjorie, when, in fact, he was proposing painting a picture of her, and wanted her to say yes.

    Marjorie is not a real person?

    One interpretation that I drew about the story’s ending is that Marjorie is not a real person. Rather, it’s an imaginary individual who R.A (who’s a painter) has fallen in love with, wants to draw her. Maybe that’s why he keeps asking Marjorie to not move (so that he could paint her)?

    To be honest, I am really not sure what Wodehouse wanted to convey through the conclusion of this story. These are the two interpretations that I made.

    However, I would love to hear your thoughts on it.

    Here’s a challenge for you: What’s your interpretation of the ending of Cupid and the Paintbrush?

    Share your thoughts and get featured on this website!

    What do you think happens at the end of Cupid and the Paintbrush? What does it mean when R.A says the mysterious line “she did not move” in the end?

    If you want to read the original copy of this short story by PG Wodehouse, you can read it here – it’s not more than 4 pages.

    Please take a look at the story and share your interpretation of its conclusion in the Comments section. We would love to hear your thoughts.

    If your interpretation of the ending fills all gaps and connects all dots of the story convincingly, then we would feature your interpretation in this article and credit you for it.

    What our fellow FriendsofWords (FOWs) are saying

    Sanebishop, a reader of FriendsofWords, agrees with my first interpretation of the ending, i.e. RA proposed to paint Marjorie, not marry her.

    Sanebishop also presented an interesting perspective: could we be missing something that was more obvious 100 years ago, when Wodehouse originally wrote this short story?

    I must admit that I had overlooked this aspect of the story – it is a century old tale!

    Many things make sense only in a specific time period. There are many examples of stories, novels and movies that were huge successes when they first released decades ago, but if you read or watch them today, it’s possible that you may feel “That book/movie isn’t that great. I don’t understand why it got so popular.”

    Is it possible that we, reading the story today, are missing something that made sense 100 years ago?

    If that’s the case, then what is it that we’re missing?

    In the end, let me just say this – this is a really underrated and relatively unknown short story from Wodehouse.

    Believe me, I talked to a lot of people about the ending of this short story, but surprisingly, most people were unable to crack the mystery of the “did not move” line at the end.

    I was first challenged to interpret the ending of the story by a friend. In response, I came up with two interpretations, which, in my opinion, are not as watertight as I’d like them to be.

    Now, my dear reader of FriendsofWords, I present the challenge to you!

  • Dogs Have Boundless Enthusiasm But No Sense of Shame. I Should Have a Dog as a Life Coach: Richard Melville Halle

    Dogs Have Boundless Enthusiasm But No Sense of Shame. I Should Have a Dog as a Life Coach: Richard Melville Halle

    I am yet to find someone my age or older that says they love doing grocery. There is something about doing grocery that has chore written all over it.

    And I would be safe in assuming that chores is not something anyone would particularly look forward to doing.

    So here I am on the grocery day, the day when all the gravity of the world is concentrated on my bed and the strongest electromagnetic force of the world is keeping a book glued to my hands.

    Stepping out of bed is particularly difficult considering the forces I am facing. An image of an empty fridge flashes before my eyes.

    Me says to meself : Come on, can’t be that lazy!

    So I step out for my grocery shopping. These days, I do not see many people on the road, but like a charm or a curse, I always see at least one person that will choose that precise time to go for a run.

    Incidentally this person will always have a great body and after apparently running for such a long time , didn’t break a sweat. If I was not feeling guilty until that point, I did now.

    Head down, I keep walking until I see a couple in a distance walking their dog. I wasn’t able to see it clearly but what was unmistakable in that dog was its enthusiasm, and the pride of having two humans dote on him.

    The dog seemed blissfully happy, full of energy like he was seeing the world for the first time.Happiness, as they say, is contagious. I suddenly felt the urge to walk faster to see the dog closely.

    The strangest thing happened. As soon as I was within 5 meter distance from the dog, our eyes met and facing my direction and looking at me, the happy dog sat down.

    Oh! My heart just melted.

    The humans with him were trying to pull on his leash but he didn’t budge. Now, I have never had dogs, so I didn’t know what was to be done next. So I gave him one flying kiss in my head and walked on.

    That one chance encounter with that lovely creature taught me a lot of things. I now believe all the great things they say about having dogs.

    I have since watched Airbud, Hachiko and A Dog’s purpose, absolutely loved them and discovered that I cry more in dog movies than human ones.

    So when Moby says:

    “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach”

    .. I have no doubts that it is a 100% true and if I was as eloquent as him, I would say the same.

    adult white and brown shih tzu dog
    Photo by Goochie Poochie Grooming on Pexels.com

    If I really like something about a stranger walking on the road, I would think a thousand times before I complimented them, if I did. And here is the little creature, not knowing who I was, treating me as well as a long lost friend. Imagine, the humans he was with, and I didn’t exchange any words.

    The dog and I did conversed more than that.

    Dogs have a way of knowing us in a way that no human can. It’s not for nothing that they are called a man’s best friend.

    I wish for a lot of good things for you, and after shamelessly tweaking the epic line from Star Wars, I will say:

    May a dog be with you!

  • 8 Movie Things That Piss Me Off (Real Bad)

    8 Movie Things That Piss Me Off (Real Bad)

    It has been more than a hundred years since cinema has been around, but there are some things that movies just wouldn’t quit showing.

    I don’t have a problem with that; sure, show the good guy winning in the end, winning over a girl, win a battle, crush the villain’s skull – good stuff all around.

    But there are some things which I have seen so many times in so many movies that whenever I see them again in any movie, it freaks me out.

    1 – When the timer of a bomb stops at 99% or 0.01 seconds before the blast.

    Tom Cruise is fighting for the briefcase, oh man, the clock is ticking, will he able to stop the blast. Oh dear lord, only 5 seconds remaining… 4, 3, 2…

    *hits the big red button in the center of the briefcase*

    Bomb disabled just 1 second before detonation. Phew! That was a close one.

    We never thought that he would kill the bomb just 1 second before detonation!

    For once, I would like to see a movie disabling a virus at 62% or something or a bomb when the clock is at 2 hours 53 minutes or something like that.

    2 – When someone tells a kid “stay here, don’t go anywhere.”

    You know damn well that that kid is NOT gonna stay there.

    This is especially true for horror movies. I get that it may be a plot thing, but boy, wouldn’t I love to see a kid who, when told to stay at one place, would just stay there.

    Just like John Wick’s dog.

    3 – When the hero NEVER reloads his gun.

    A ‘movie gun’ is clearly superior to normal guns, because a ‘movie gun’ keeps firing for what seems like an eternity, but never requires a reload.

    FYI, most regular automatic pistols contain 18 rounds, tops. Once you’ve fired those… YOU RELOAD!

    In movies, during a firefight, they almost never show heroes reloading their guns. Even villains, for that matter.

    The only guys who DO reload their guns usually are the ‘extras’ of the villain who run out of ammo right when they’re face to face with the hero and have a clean chance of killing him.

    They squeeze the trigger, click! uh-oh, they need to reload!

    Yeah, because it’s only their guns that need reloading. Why don’t you use ‘movie guns’, dickheads!

    4 – When someone orders a beverage and then they don’t drink it.

    For all that’s pure in the world, why would they not take a sip, atleast? It irks me to see a fella walk in a cafe, order a coffee, spot a girl, start chatting and leave the goddamn drink to its devices.

    5 – When the villain finally corners the hero and has a gun pointed at him, but decides that it’s a better idea to start a pointless conversation.

    “I see that I have a gun and you don’t. At this point, why don’t I tell you the story of my goat. Once upon a time, I had a goat named Shelly…..”

    I like good guys, you know. I want them to win.

    But it drives me crazy when I see the bad guy start chit-chatting when he has a weapon (and his enemy doesn’t) and has a clear advantage.

    I think it’s just lazy writing. It shouldn’t come to this that they have to get the villain to engage in small talk with the protagonist, especially when he has such an obvious advantage over the protagonist.

    6 – When drivers keep shifting gears and keep going faster and faster.

    You know, there is a limit to the number of gears. A regular car has 5 gears, which means, if you’re driving in the 5th gear, it’s the top gear, which means you don’t have any more gears left!

    Still, in car-chase sequences, it’s so common to see drivers, who are already going at top speeds supposedly, change gears and hit the gas to go even faster.

    Urgghh!

    7 – When gun silencers completely eliminate a gunshot’s sound.

    James Bond puts a silencer on his gun’s nozzle and voila! Now all his gunshots sound like Queen Elizabeth’s spitting. So silent and graceful!

    This is plain wrong.

    Even the best gun silencers are not even remotely as effective as what they show in movies. A silencer certainly reduces the sound of a gunshot, but it never silences a gunshot.

    8 – When stalking and lying are shown to be okay to win a girl’s love.

    This one is particularly shitty, because it has a real impact in our lives. I am sure you may have seen countless romantic comedies in which the guy ‘wins over’ a girl by being insolently persistent. So much so, that he also tells many lies and even stalks her, all of which is hunky dory because the girl likes it and finally falls for the guy.

    This couldn’t be further from the truth.

    ryan reynolds stalking meme

    Persistence is a good thing, but there are other ways to show it.

    Stalking someone, especially when they’ve made it clear that they’re not interested, is not cool.

  • I Don’t Know Why It Should Be, I Am Sure; But The Sight Of Another Man Asleep In Bed When I Am Up, Maddens Me: Jerome K. Jerome

    I Don’t Know Why It Should Be, I Am Sure; But The Sight Of Another Man Asleep In Bed When I Am Up, Maddens Me: Jerome K. Jerome

    I came across this quote during a re-read of the famous comic classic and my personal favorite Three Men in A Boat by Jerome k. Jerome.

    In addition to making me smile, it took me on a trip down the memory lane. I don’t know about you but I cannot bear the thought of having to wake up when everyone around me is still asleep.

    I dread my high school exam days to this date, when this was a fairly common occurrence to me.

    ‘Three Men in a Boat’ is my Agony Aunt – not the one that would listen to my woes
    and suggest alleviation mechanisms, but the one that would make me laugh so hard that I forget about everything else.

    But right after that bout would come a phase of reflection, but more on that later..

    Straight back to school days, living with my siblings. I was (and will be, for the foreseeable future) a late riser.

    I would sleep in until noon on weekends. I used to have just two meals – the one you have after lunch (they call it ‘brunch’, right) and dinner – this way, I would load up on all movies and TV shows I could pack in my weekend waking hours.

    I was the most amiable person you could find on the planet if I could sleep a minimum of 10 hours a day.

    That would, however, not be the case if my siblings slept for 10 hours and 5 minutes. No!

    No one could sleep more than me. No one!

    And over the years, I have realized I am as unique in having this trait as 2 billion others on the planet. There is something very disturbing about someone having more privileges – for me it was sleep back then.

    I value my sleep as much as I did back then, but there are quite a few other items that have been added to the list over the last few years.

    I might be happily getting by with my 1-bed apartment until someone my own age, someone I know, has recently paid off the mortgage on a 3-bed. The same apartment that was a haven for me before, suddenly, feels too cramped.

    It’s not even like we are the only ones that resort to comparison; perhaps all of our parents did that too.

    For instance, imagine a boy who’s jubilant that he got an A in his exams, when his parents were expecting him to get just a B+. Obviously, he ‘exceeded expectations’ of his parents.

    But when he breaks the news to his parents, they hardly seem excited about it. Why?

    Because their neighbor’s kid got an A+.

    The scene changes from enthusiastic congratulations to his parents complaining about he ‘failed’ compared to his classmate. ‘After all’ the parents say, ‘don’t you get the same privileges as that boy who lives next door?’

    The Comparison Monster can creep in all spheres of our life and wreak havoc if we are not watchful. We need to guard our happiness and sanity as fiercely as Joey from Friends guards his food.

    joey doesnt share his food meme

    So, how do we ensure that we are not a permanent resident of Compareville aka Miserytown?

    The answer is pretty simple. Read the following quote once, twice, thrice. Hell, put it up in your living room for good measure:

    “Someone else’s beauty is not the absence of your own.”

     

  • Do What You Can, With What You Have, Where You Are: Theodore Roosevelt

    Do What You Can, With What You Have, Where You Are: Theodore Roosevelt

    As simple as these words sound, the impact that they have when you let them sink in is
    profound.

    Have you seen one of those people that are constantly in their future, either imagining it in all its glory or dreading it?

    I have.

    I am one of those people.

    This is what my day would look like usually –

    meme about how i spend my day

    It’s amazing to think how little I accomplished considering how much I planned.

    Come 1st Jan, and I would stock up on all sorts of planners, agendas, diaries – to plan my days- the professional-looking grey leather-bound, the colorful pink dreamer planners and the ultra chic weekly tear-off To-do list.

    My study would probably look like the stationery aisle of a Staples store. I would be super-pumped and ready to take on the world with all sorts of planners in my arsenal.

    My yearly planner would be more ambitious than a conventional 10-year plan:

    ● Learn French
    ● Learn Spanish
    ● Learn Python
    ● Sleep less
    ● Exercise more
    ● Volunteer more
    ● Get another degree
    ● Enrol in certification programs
    ● Save more

    …. and on and on.

    You might have seen a list like that. There is a good chance you probably tried creating one for yourself. We have all been there at that spot at some point in their lives.

    What would help ensure that we do not end up at the same spot in the future?

    The answer to that puzzle lies in Roosevelt`s quote:

    “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”

    We can wait forever for the opportune time to come. That time may never come.

    I totally second Sidney Sheldon when he says “Tomorrow never comes” through the title of one of his most popular novels.

    But one thing we all have and will always is the time NOW.

    Your situation now, however limited it may feel to you, is still something that can get you started.

    Yes, I want to finish that 300-page book in a week, but simply planning and never reading it is not going to help me get there.

    I need to pick it up and start reading even if for just 5 minutes a day.

    Agreed, that I may not be able to finish it in one week; it might take me 3 months instead. But that is still a huge improvement, considering the fact that I wasn’t even going to start at all.

    The skill could be anything – playing music, learning a new language, polishing your photography skills, working on your social skills, practising public speaking… the same rule applies, regardless of your goal: having byte-sized goals for everyday and having a portion of your day dedicated to achieving them.

    Never forget that slow and steady wins the race.

    Alright, alright, alright! Don’t listen to me.

    But you’ll listen to Shia Labeouf – the star of Transformers, right?

    just do it meme