Tag: Humor

  • The Queue Question: Why My Queue in the Grocery Store Moves the Slowest

    The Queue Question: Why My Queue in the Grocery Store Moves the Slowest

    Let me paint a picture: You are at a grocery store. It is well-stocked, and the groceries appear fresh. The store has enough people to make you feel confident about its appeal but not so many that you need Luke Skywalker-level navigation skills to avoid colliding with other shoppers.  All in all, it’s a lucky…

  • Do You Ever Plug-in a USB Stick Right in the First Try? I Don’t

    Do You Ever Plug-in a USB Stick Right in the First Try? I Don’t

    When the Benedict Cumberbatch-starrer Sherlock came out what seems like ages ago, I might have gone batshit crazy. I always loved Sherlock, but this modern spin on Doyle’s delectably sharp detective was a class apart. His deduction methods applied to everyday modern objects, making the show relatable. I remember seeing a clip where Sherlock explained to Watson the…

  • What Do You Say When Someone Asks “Hi, How Are You?”

    What Do You Say When Someone Asks “Hi, How Are You?”

    The other day I was watching a standup comedy show by a famous comedian. After his usual stuff, the guy talked about how fake pleasantries are these days. And maybe have always been?  He mentioned how ‘Hello, how are you?’ is such a superficial question and how you seldom expect any answer that is but…

  • The Day When Someone Thought I Had Pushed ALL Buttons in an Elevator

    The Day When Someone Thought I Had Pushed ALL Buttons in an Elevator

    The mention of an escalator or elevator brings up a variety of images. While for the comedically inclined, it could be an image of Charlie Chaplin ‘floorwalking’ or Buddy, the elf, trying the escalator for the first time. Here’s a quick visual reminder for those who don’t know what I am talking about: Charlie Chaplin…

  • Why “Are You a Human” Tests Frustrate Us So Damn Much!

    Why “Are You a Human” Tests Frustrate Us So Damn Much!

    Oh, the joys of machines! ‘Intelligent’ machines! They certainly make our lives easy, don’t they? Be it work, pleasure or just cat memes, where would we be if there were no machines in the world! However, the machine that I like the most also gives me the most grief. Yes! The PC, what else! I…

  • To Pee or Not to Pee – That is the Question

    To Pee or Not to Pee – That is the Question

    I love reading food reviews. They offer some simplicity in the overwhelming world of culinary experimentation and ubiquity. I wasn’t as much of a fan as I am now.  Since the pandemic struck and stopped the world, my love of eating out has been affected by paranoia. My risk appetite has reduced drastically. I no longer walk…

  • Why I Used to Love Locks and Keys, But Now I Don’t

    Why I Used to Love Locks and Keys, But Now I Don’t

    I was reading a short story by O. Henry the other day- one where he talked about an expert thief. No safe in the world was immune to his talents, thanks to his excellent skill and expert toolbox. What a satisfying feeling it must be to have that power!  And to be very frank, I…

  • How I Stop Listening to a Song That I Get Obsessed With

    How I Stop Listening to a Song That I Get Obsessed With

    Does the post title bring back memories of Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey starrer “How to lose a guy in 10 days”? The first I heard of the movie might have been a couple of decades ago, And I remember thinking to myself, why would someone want to do that?  I was naive at the time.…

  • Why I Don’t Agree with “Enjoy the Journey, Not the Destination”

    Why I Don’t Agree with “Enjoy the Journey, Not the Destination”

    You ask an average adult what they would do if they came upon a windfall gain, call it the lottery, for example, the answers you would get, unsurprisingly, will be very limited – buy a big house, pay off all mortgages, travel the world, get a Porsche 911, buy a helicopter, buy a private jet,…

  • What’s Your Answer to “What is Happiness?”

    What’s Your Answer to “What is Happiness?”

    Some questions are ubiquitous, aren’t they? You will find them everywhere – on survey forms/emails and feedback sheets in restaurants, hotels, and government buildings… you name it.  One of those questions is: are you happy? This is one of those questions whose answers are probably more varied than any other question ever! Everyone has something to…