Pitter-patter, jibber jabber

Goes the leaky bladder of

that roadside purse-grabber

He’s got horrible grammar

on his lopsided banner

But tonight he’ll show the world his swagger.

“Educate the masses, I will” said he

as watchas and gotchas make him madder

‘Angle-ish lesions offered’, the banner said

Words are words, what do they matter?