Friends of Words

Category: Poems

  • What the Flip?

    What the Flip?

    There once was a man Let’s call him Dan Who was seen on park benches, or rummaging through garbage cans. He would speak to himself or chat with any random man would chew on newspapers And one day he chased after my sedan. Scared shitless, I picked up pace He caught up quick, and rolled…

  • What Does It Matter? – A Silly Poem

    Pitter-patter, jibber jabber Goes the leaky bladder of that roadside purse-grabber He’s got horrible grammar on his lopsided banner But tonight he’ll show the world his swagger. “Educate the masses, I will” said he as watchas and gotchas make him madder ‘Angle-ish lesions offered’, the banner said Words are words, what do they matter?