Tag: Humor
Let’s put a smile on that face!
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What the Flip?
There once was a man
Let’s call him Dan
Who was seen on park benches,
or rummaging through garbage cans.
He would speak to himself
or chat with any random man
would chew on newspapers
And one day he chased after my sedan.
Scared shitless, I picked up pace
He caught up quick, and rolled down ace
“Fancy seeing backflips for a dollar?”
He says witha straight faceConfused outta mind, I say, I do
and flip does he, shaming a kangaroo
With a toothless smile, he stretches out his hand
I fish in my wallet and give him two.
Till date I wonder if two was enough,
Dare I say economy is rough
I will invest and will have petty change
I will be ready for Dan again.
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What Does It Matter? – A Silly Poem
Pitter-patter, jibber jabber
Goes the leaky bladder of
that roadside purse-grabber
He’s got horrible grammar
on his lopsided banner
But tonight he’ll show the world his swagger.
“Educate the masses, I will” said he
as watchas and gotchas make him madder
‘Angle-ish lesions offered’, the banner said
Words are words, what do they matter?
